Temperamental Tamer Pillows

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Out of patience

Parenting Business Deals

Beware of the Undergrowth.

Education Guidance

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Quiet Time

'I told you he had a temper.'

"No screen time means more scream time."