Teenager Tamer Pillows

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Quiet Time

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

'I told you he had a temper.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

'Sorry, Holly!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"