Teen Tamer Pillows

"This is going to be a bad one isn't it?"

'I can't seem to connect with my teenage son... He keeps ducking.'

'I'm not afraid of the dark. Hey, I'm a married mom and we've got two teenagers!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Parenting Business Deals

Mood Swings.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'