Teen Tamer Gifts

"This is going to be a bad one isn't it?"

'I can't seem to connect with my teenage son... He keeps ducking.'

'I'm not afraid of the dark. Hey, I'm a married mom and we've got two teenagers!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Need an elevated state of mind too!

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Toys in the DVD Player.

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parenting Business Deals

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."