Behavior Tamer Gifts

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

To do before Saturday...

Secretive Weigh In.

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Parenting Business Deals

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

Happy Tots Day Care.

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Education Guidance

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

Quiet Time

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."