Rage Tamer Gifts

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Education Guidance

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Kid, I'm begging you, please stop farting."

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'OK, Connor. Tell me about this big, scary monster that you feel is under your bed at night.'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"My turn."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Computer Time Bomb.

'He micromanages all our trades.'

'On','Off', and 'Maybe' switches.

"I'm so relieved to have ended up down here rather than up there, I can't stand heights!"

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

Betsy's not too happy with Ralph's new turbo milker.

"I guess the rollout of my discovery, fire, could have gone better."

'Mommy!'

"What was it like to wonder?"