Rage Reliever Gifts

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Turmoil change.

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"No, the employees don't fear you, sir. What gives you that impression?"