Rage Reliever Gifts

"A new government survey has suggested that living along and watching too much tv can make some people very angry."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Fittd shēt

Meat Grinder

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Tossing computer into canyon.

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'Why so tense? First appraisal meeting?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Turmoil change.

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

'Little has changed since you called saying you had to work overtime. Except John Wayne died. Oh, and there's a new thing called the 'Internet'.'

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

"No, it's no mistake. There is no out."

"I've got an MBA. Massive Business Anxiety."