Road Rage Reliever Gifts

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Digital Communication.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Toad Rage

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Football fan buries television.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Getting the Finger

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'