Road Rage Survivor Gifts

Lanes Closed for Spite

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Have Horns Venn

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Angels fighting after car accident

'Muuum! Dad's gonna miss dinner again. He's still stuck at the give-way down the road.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Pedestrian rage!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Screw Driver.