Road Rage Reveler Gifts

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'My feet are killing me.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Driverless Car

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Noel Fever

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Getting the Finger

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Toad Rage

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.