Road Rage Reveler Gifts

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'My feet are killing me.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

Driverless Car

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Isn't 85 the new 55?"

Bike Lane

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

Noel Fever

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Toad Rage

Getting the Finger

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"