Road Rage Survivor Mugs

Lanes Closed for Spite

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Have Horns Venn

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Angels fighting after car accident

'Muuum! Dad's gonna miss dinner again. He's still stuck at the give-way down the road.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

"Pedestrian rage!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

Car wash / Mouth wash

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

Traffic Jam.

"Do you want me to empty the ashtray over your head now?"