Traffic Survivor Mugs

Bob's personal journey of spiritual growth gets bogged down behind some idiot going half the speed limit.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Road work ahead - Be prepared to stop.

Dammit merge.

"That was Elijah. He's stuck on the Garden State."

Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.

Road Construction Blues.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

GOOD LUCK!

"No, I've never been to the Hamptons, but I have been in hellish traffic."

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'

'Yes, I am angry, but not at him. I'm angry because I didn't think of doing it.'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

If you were a criminal you'd be home by now!

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

All Roads Closed for Repair

You know, I'll bet there's enough time to get out and water that traffic barrel.

Just Another Bumper Sticker.

Last Parking space for 250 miles.

The first stage of road rage & other misguided attacks

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Family having barbecue in traffic jam.

'You've grown so old!'

Snail-paced traffic.

'Clifford found that during heavy traffic one small prang and his airbag could double as a pillow.'

Road Rage Venting Center (next exit)

'Hey, buddy, why have your triumph during rush hour?'

Espresso Lanes

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

"Yes, I was a little late again, but it isn't like I have any control over the traffic or how many daily puzzles keep coming out!"