Traffic Jam Survivor Mugs

"Try honking again."

'Mercy sakes, Rubber Duck. Looks like we got us a convoy!'

"The salesman said that this was the ideal car for life in the fast lane."

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'Sorry I'm late. Couldn't find a parking space so I crashed into the building.'

Construction Delays Ahead.

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'I hope you're satisfied! ? you just caused the worst traffic jam in history!'

A London taxi driver speaks. . .

"I feel as if we've known them for years."

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

'I'm going to be a little late.'

'It starts up OK, then gets stuck in traffic.'

"Bloody caravans..."

Fred prays that he remembered to put on clean underwear that morning.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"After you!"

Good - next exit. Better - 10 miles. Best - 20 miles.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Traffic slowing to a crawl then speeding up for no apparent reason next 5 miles.

Clown on unicycle on highwire.

'Can you push a little faster, dear? Everyone's passing us.'

Road sign at busy junction reads: 'Give Up'.

Road rage.

Stuck in Traffic

Hulk smash

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

Remembrance of things passed.

The Three Bears and Gridlock: The story of a family whose house was raided while they were stuck in traffic.

'If God had inteded us to fly, he would have made it easier to get to the airport.'

Car leaves toll booth which has a bell in it.

I'm giving you a parking ticket!

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Reality check...next 20 miles.