Traffic Jam Warrior Mugs

'It's one of your work colleagues on the phone...boasting that he's working this bank holiday.'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Caution Road Construction to Start: 'When did it ever stop.'

Bronx and Battery

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Driver notices grid lock on road.

Golf Practice.

"I hate sitting in traffic."

"If so many people are dying on a daily basis, why is this traffic still so bad? Just saying."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Commutobile

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'I'm going to be a little late.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Man in traffic jam watches couple row while eating popcorn.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'Nobody?! Well, since we're all stuck in traffic, we may as well do this by conference call.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

Heavy Traffic.

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Desert Island Roundabout

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!