Traffic Jam Tactician Mugs

Police Officer Scouting the Traffic Jam.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Commutobile

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Desert Island Roundabout

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

The bus home.

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

Freeways in the Supermarket

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.

The citizens of Fullerton, Nebraska, celebrate the historic meeting of East and West Coast Suburban Sprawl.