Traffic Jam Tactician Gifts

Police Officer Scouting the Traffic Jam.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Quality Control

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Commutobile

Yes, That Was The Exit

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

Desert Island Roundabout

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"It's a nice invention, but what about GRIDLOCK?"

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

London Welcomes Carfull Drivers

Freeways in the Supermarket

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

'Honey, don't wait with the supper. I'm in a traffic jam and I fear this will take a very, very long time...'

The bus home.

'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

This is News Six reporting from the New Jersey Turnpike. Southbound traffic is at a standstill. Now back to the newsroom.

Roadworks: Your City Thanks You!

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'They had the idea to fix the roads by killing mass transits.'

Expect delays.