Traffic Tactician Gifts

Looking for a gift for a traffic tactician? Explore our collection of funny and insightful products designed to honor their traffic navigating skills. Whether they love humorous mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, or striking prints, you'll find the right way to say 'you're a traffic hero.' These gifts blend creativity with a touch of humor, making them ideal for anyone who manages busy streets with tact and intelligence. Surprise the traffic tactician in your life with a gift that celebrates their unique knack for keeping things moving smoothly.

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"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R." mockup

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

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Shoot, I need to get over a lane. mockup

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

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'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.'

'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.' mockup

'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.'

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Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back. mockup

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

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"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan." mockup

"It was probably a mistake to have cut him off on the Major Deegan."

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M25 traffic goes one way - 'The new scheme is almost flawless, we've just got to work out how to make the buggers turnaround.'

M25 traffic goes one way - 'The new scheme is almost flawless, we've just got to work out how to make the buggers turnaround.' mockup

M25 traffic goes one way - 'The new scheme is almost flawless, we've just got to work out how to make the buggers turnaround.'

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'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.' mockup

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

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A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".

A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative". mockup

A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".

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Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet. mockup

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

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You can only get hit from the rear! mockup

You can only get hit from the rear!

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The bus home.

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Traffic - is there a way out?

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"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic." mockup

"In two miles, psychologically prepare yourself to make a left across four lanes of incoming traffic."

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Some people never have a problem finding parking.

Some people never have a problem finding parking. mockup

Some people never have a problem finding parking.

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Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs. mockup

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

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"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream." mockup

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!” mockup

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

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"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station." mockup

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

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"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.." mockup

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

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'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.' mockup

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

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"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five." mockup

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

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"Dadgum this color blindness."

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Safest Airline in The World

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Human males marking territory.

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"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast." mockup

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

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'Boy, look at his personal space!' mockup

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

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"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced." mockup

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

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"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!" mockup

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.' mockup

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

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I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it. mockup

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

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'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!' mockup

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

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Wi-Fi password?

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Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon. mockup

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

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"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?" mockup

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

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Traffic Tactician Gifts Collection

Traffic Tactician Mugs

Explore our full range of mugs for traffic tacticians—humorous, clever designs that brighten their mornings.

Traffic Tactician Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and character to their home or office space, celebrating traffic tacticians everywhere.

Traffic Tactician Prints

Browse our striking prints designed for traffic tacticians who want to add personality and wit to their decor.

Traffic Tactician T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for traffic tacticians who love to show off their skill and sense of humor in style.