Traffic Tactics Enthusiast Gifts

'High Five!'

Quality Control

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

The Forever Stamp

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

At the gallery of Fine Art.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Play Rush Hour

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

The bus home.

All-way stops.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"I'm gonna need some ID."

Lawyer Xing

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'