Traffic Tactics Enthusiast Mugs

'High Five!'

Quality Control

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

The Forever Stamp

Family traits.

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Is there a problem officer?"

"Dadgum this color blindness."

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'So then. The handsome p.c. noticed that the tax disc on Cinderella's pumpkin carriage was well out of date.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

At the gallery of Fine Art.

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Watch out for the traffic rules! Especially in other countries!

Man with Stop Signs.

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Play Rush Hour

'Good thing your car was stationary when it hit me.'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

The bus home.

All-way stops.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I spend so much time in traffic, I turned my car into a mobile office."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Lawyer Xing

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.