Traffic Taming Enthusiast Gifts

Quality Control

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Family traits.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

Road work next 15 years.

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

'Warning! Signs damaged by careless drivers or vandals will NOT be replaced!'

Leaving New York

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. II

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

Man with Stop Signs.

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

"At least it's not as busy as last night!"

Ramp Car.

Freeways in the Supermarket

Vote for Ken and his congestion charge.