Traffic Tamer Gifts

Child cycling across 4x4 rooftops: 'Isn't it nice to see children cycling to school?'

"Check your rearview mirror often. I'll provide feedback through rude hand gestures and screaming obscenities."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'Rest of world full, do not enter.'

Beware of Everything.

Road work next 15 years.

"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"

NO PARKING, from here to eternity.

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

First day out on the mobility scooter...

Schadenfreude

Speed camera: 'Police fund-raiser, please increase your speed now.'

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

"Twenty preprogrammed hand gestures allow you to signal everything from a simple lane change to homicidal rage."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Roadworks next 400 years.

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

White Van Man Computer Game

Regulation...next exir...deregulation...22nd exit...reregulation...3rd exit.

'Yoga School' car

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'Quit always tryin' to tell me what to do!'

You pedestrians think you own the road!

'Look, honey. It's one of those red light running cameras.'

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

The equal access people said that we had to have the lights in different languages.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Oh no! It's the City Academy, Community College, Centre of Vocational Excellence and Specialist School run...'

Doofus, next right...Attention! Just because YOU are a Doofus doesn't mean you MUST exit next right

Out of Town Sustainable Living Superstore

Pied Piper walking down the middle of the road: 'It's the latest idea to control the rat run.'

Think tank.