Traffic Tantrum Tamer Gifts

'The anger management class is working. Harvey got a gas fillup without blowing his gasket.'

Storm in the out tray

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Mood Swings.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

The weightless office.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Great! Now we're getting pulled over! I TOLD you that was a lint trap back there, but did you listen? Noooo!'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Road work next 15 years.

The Clipping

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'Except...That.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Mall Ahead - Be prepared to shop.

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Leaving New York

"Go already! Stop letting them in! Just think of yourself!!"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Wonder Woman!

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?