Toddler Tantrum Tamer Gifts

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

The No No No's

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Out of patience

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

The Terrible Forty-Twos

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

Quiet Time

Babies

Dad's home

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints