Traffic Calming Gifts

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Unrest Area.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

The Forever Stamp

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Attention: Speed Troughs

Have Horns Venn

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

'Mostly we just block traffic.'