Traffic Calming Prints

"Better slow up...there's a speed bump ahead."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Quality Control

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

One way only.

Traffic Management Strategic Group

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Unrest Area.

The Forever Stamp

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Mostly we just block traffic.'

Attention: Speed Troughs

Have Horns Venn

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"