Traffic Buff Prints

'You are drunk. Thanks goodness, I thought my steering had gone.'

Cellular Phones Use Left Lane

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"We'll get there when we get there!"

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

One way only.

Family traits.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

The Forever Stamp

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

Unrest Area.

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

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