Traffic Tacticians Gifts

'Fast Lane' 'Slow lane' 'People who don't have time to fight with other traffic' lane

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"Dadgum this color blindness."

Safest Airline in The World

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The bus home.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Wi-Fi password?

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

You can only get hit from the rear!

"The smart car's gone without me!"

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'You were speeding.' - 'That's right. To get away from reckless drivers.'

Man plays chess against TV.

"Depends on how you define intuitive."

Cyber War