Traffic Light Tactician Gifts

"Then – zap – I cut in front of him, and got to the red light 25-30 feet ahead of him."

Building business relations.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

The bus home.

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Wi-Fi password?

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I just want to express more GO!"

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

You can only get hit from the rear!

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

"The smart car's gone without me!"

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.