Traffic Light Tactician Gifts

"Then – zap – I cut in front of him, and got to the red light 25-30 feet ahead of him."

Building business relations.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

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The bus home.

Pedestrian crossing signal - 'Ready when you are'.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Wi-Fi password?

It was so quiet in town the residents took to taking chairs to the corner so they could watch the traffic lights change.

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"I just want to express more GO!"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Quality Control in the Traffic Light Department - "Red, Amber, Green.. Red Amber.. "

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

"What colour will it be next? You can't say that!"

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

"The smart car's gone without me!"

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

You can only get hit from the rear!

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos

Slow Heroes

'We're stuck - it's been amber for ages.'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout