Traffic Ticket Tactician Gifts

"I'd just like to say that whenever I've needed a policeman I've been able to find one."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Is there a problem officer?"

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"It's written in invisible ink."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

The bus home.

"You're not a bad dog for driving. You're a bad dog for not wearing a seat belt."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Car parked illegally has 'divorce attorney on call' sign in window.

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

I've stopped you so often I've decided to give you a season ticket!

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Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

Wi-Fi password?

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

"Do you know why I stopped you, sir?"

"So, where's the fire? And brimstone?"

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"Tariff wars"

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."