Traffic Circle Tacticians Gifts

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"That was a rumor day."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

The bus home.

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Summer Road Work

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Expect delays.

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

You can only get hit from the rear!

"The smart car's gone without me!"