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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"That was a rumor day."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Someone's screwed up. . . there's apiece of road here no-one's working on!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

The bus home.

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Summer Road Work

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

Expect delays.

Oz in a Congestion Charge zone.

'Sorry, the bag boy's down with the flu,'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

"The smart car's gone without me!"

You can only get hit from the rear!

New Year's Resolutions for Angelenos