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'Why do you always win the argument?'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

Please Drove Carefully.

Dog Crossing

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Street signs you don't want to see.

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

One way only.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

"Oh look, that police car is chasing someone! Let me get out of his way. Hmm...he's still behind me. Let me move... That's odd....he's still behind me. I'll move over another lane."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."