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Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Commutobile

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Fear of news.

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"Oh, say you can't see, any conflicts of interest in me! What's good for my brand, is now the law of the land! And the crooked media's nasty glare, my killer tweets bursting in air... Gave proof to the news cycle, that I'm so awesome it's almost unfair!..

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Dancing in a circle

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Cars.

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Road Construction.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"Before kindergarten, I was into that whole downtown nursery-school scene."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.