Towing Tactician Gifts

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Demonic Repossession.

Carlo Ancelotti

"That was a rumor day."

Safest Airline in The World

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Witch's Tow

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Driverless tow truck.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"3 ounce liquids! Get your 3 ounce liquids here! Approved and ready for screening! 3 ounce liquids!"

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

The bus home.

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

Al's mental breakdown towing co.

This Amount of Computer Code

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Stone Age