Towing Operator Gifts

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

Demonic Repossession.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Attention: Speed Troughs

Remote control car breakdown.

Witch's Tow

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Driverless tow truck.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

The Church-Going Bell.

Al's mental breakdown towing co.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Demonic Repossession

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

No parking here. You will be toad.

Ace Towing.

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"I walked home. I got tired of waiting for a submersible tow truck."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Women Argues With Cabby Over Prices.

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

Towing a toy

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."