Towing Operator Gifts

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

Demonic Repossession.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Attention: Speed Troughs

Witch's Tow

Remote control car breakdown.

Driverless tow truck.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Al's mental breakdown towing co.

The Church-Going Bell.

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Demonic Repossession

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

Admiral Nelson commanding a small car ferry

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Women Argues With Cabby Over Prices.

Broken down car driver trying to attract the attention of a hi-tech breakdown vehicle.

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

"Fifty bucks and I'll tow it to the nearest novelty shop."

"I walked home. I got tired of waiting for a submersible tow truck."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

No parking here. You will be toad.

Ace Towing.

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

'Why did you call me son? You're not my father.'

Towing a toy