Tow Truck Operator Gifts

'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'

Student tower pulling along a student driver.

Demonic Repossession.

"My car runs part of the time on an alternative energy source."

I told you that was a no-parking zone.

'Tow trunk lifting itself..'

Ace Towing.

Large truck passes small van being towed away

No parking here. You will be toad.

"Let me call you back. They're toeing my car."

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Yes, That Was The Exit

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Sister Cities

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Recalculating!

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

'Trucker's tan?'

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

UFO Shelter

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'