Tractor Operator Gifts

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Demonic Repossession.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

'I found another pothole.'

"I got it from eBay."

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Children's Terrain Rides - kids seated and enjoying themselves in the way they would on a real train.

Tractor Art

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'You're not quite what we had in mind.'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Digger.

BE.. All that you can BE...

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'