Tractor Driving Gifts

"Finding ants for my ant farm was easy. The tough part was getting them to drive the little tractors."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I got it from eBay."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Sam's Venison.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Tractor Art

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Stan's OK Deliveries

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Farmer

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'It's the latest in truck stop chic.'

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)