Tractor Gifts

'Now don't tell me what I did wrong, let me guess.'

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I got it from eBay."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Sam's Venison.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Yomp Trucking Inc...My way or the highway!

Tractor Art

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Shakespeare in the Industrial Park

'Keep on trucking man... or don't... you know, depending on which you'd rather do.'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

A 'failed' brake check!