Tractor Lover Gifts

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Workman baptising his child J.C.B.

"I wasn't concentrating, I was listening to the Archers"

Tractors play tic-tac-toe while plowing field.

Scarecrow Crop

Golf Putt

Alligator Farm.

An oil pipeline through my property is fine by me!

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Grain prices - farmer.

Scary Scarecrow

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Farmers' Warnings.

Tractor Racing

"Especially modified you say..."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

"I got it from eBay."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Undersized Load

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Tractor Art

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

May or May not be Hazardous Material...

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.