Tractor Aficionados Gifts

"If tractor techniques were good enough for me, they're good enough for you."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Tractor Racing

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I got it from eBay."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Tractor Art

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'