Tractor Fanatic Gifts

Bovine Fast Food

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"I got it from eBay."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Tractor Art

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Farmer

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Your resume is impressive, Phillips, but I just don't think you'd be a good fit for us."

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

Ostrich Farm

Effective farming.

Castle Cat Flap