Tractor Fanatic Gifts

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"I got it from eBay."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Tractor Art

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

Farmer

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

Ostrich Farm

Effective farming.

Castle Cat Flap

"'Nother load of tobacco money headin' north, Ma." "Yep."