Transport Fanatic Gifts

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'There's not a cat-in-hell's chance of missing your train, sir - I'm the driver.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Snake in the grass...

Airport

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

I love my motor.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

They Always Say That

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

The Reaper family on Holidays

One Man and Two Trucks

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Fat Reduction Clinic.