Transport Fanatic T-Shirts

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

'There's not a cat-in-hell's chance of missing your train, sir - I'm the driver.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Airport

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

I love my motor.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

Hackney-Coach Stands

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

The Reaper family on Holidays

One Man and Two Trucks

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Regular' and 'Fabulous' Gasoline