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The happy union of rail and trucking.

Intermodal transport.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Transporter Strike in Spain

How do fish get to work?

S**t Creek Halt

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll have mass transit."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

John Prescott - "Integrated Transport Policy"

"One day son, this will become an integral part of Prescott's transport policy"

"Anywhere down there would be great."

'Stand and deliver, you car-driving bastard!'

'Whatever it is, we're as long as three of 'em.'

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Styx Ferry

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Omnibus driver talking to conductor

Hackney-Coach Stands

Foreign visitors running to catch a bus to the Great Exhibition

Hard Lines.

Next Train

They Always Say That

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Run from the hills!

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

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