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The happy union of rail and trucking.

Intermodal transport.

'Sometimes it doesn't stop.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'The only reason I bring my bike on the train is to get a seat!'

Transporter Strike in Spain

How do fish get to work?

S**t Creek Halt

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

"As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll have mass transit."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Railway accidents

Vehicles driving into a hole.

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

John Prescott - "Integrated Transport Policy"

"One day son, this will become an integral part of Prescott's transport policy"

"Anywhere down there would be great."

'Stand and deliver, you car-driving bastard!'

'Whatever it is, we're as long as three of 'em.'

Dimly Lit Stations: 'Try a lightbulb.'

Styx Ferry

'You're trying to hail a taxi?... Are you insane? You'll never get one at this time of day!'

Omnibus driver talking to conductor

Hackney-Coach Stands

Foreign visitors running to catch a bus to the Great Exhibition

Hard Lines.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

Run from the hills!

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)