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Train Timetable: "If I were you I'd get a car."

'Due to the price of fuel, the company I work for has gone to a smaller, more cost-efficient truck.'

"How much if I pedal?"

'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

Toll Bridge: Cash/Tokens/No Cash or Tokens.

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'

Car carrier trailer doubles as school bus.

CSA bogging down a truck

A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.

Taxi Rank

"Actually, it doesn't contain a train -- just two stations, some track and a bunch of little plastic people standing around with clenched fists."

Mind The Gap

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

One Man and Two Trucks

"I'm your rail replacement service replacement service."

Bus Stop.

Cuba public and private transport

Uber alles driver

Urban transport in Cuba

As Good As It Gets

Poor build quality threatens the Black Cab: 'No! I said I can't take you south of the river.'

"Even with these things, I have trouble parallel parking."

'Typical - you wait ages for a bus, and then come along at once.'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"Next time I order the Uber!"

'Typical - you wait for ages then two turn up.'

Crowd Funding Toll Booth.

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

centaur riding a segway

Female 'Buses (A Prophecy)

Reaction.

My first fall in life

Passenger offering busman a cigar

Cab driver shouting at a coachman who has crashed into him