Transportation Fanatic T-Shirts

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Carriage throws dust into a boy's face

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

Octo-Bus.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

Trainspotters.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

London underground talks continued

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'