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Replacement Bus Spotters.

Carriage throws dust into a boy's face

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

Octo-Bus.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Trainspotters.

London underground talks continued

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

A horse driving a sports car tows an Amish buggy.

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Where has he been so long?'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Just what we need - mass transit.'