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'Fascist!' (Taxi driver mistakes a fare waving him down for a Nazi salute)

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

'I don't think Richard Branson is going to let it lie.'

The Day the Wheel was Invented

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

S**t Creek Halt

They Always Say That

Attention: Speed Troughs

A Cumulonim-bus

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

Hackney-Coach Stands

'Never mind the three-point turn, just get us out of this damned tube tunnel!'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

How do fish get to work?

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

Alien Ride Shares

Theme Park 'n' Ride

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'