Transportation Geek T-Shirts

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'Today man can do anything that birds can do.'

The Day the Wheel was Invented

"The cost of HS2 was 115 billion, but that was when we started the interview. It's 130 now!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

S**t Creek Halt

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Attention: Speed Troughs

A Cumulonim-bus

'Here comes the 64 bit local bus.'

"At first I thought a full size spare was a good idea, but now..."

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

How do fish get to work?

Hackney-Coach Stands

'A feasibility study has been ordered into a High Speed Submarine link between London and Birmingham.'

"How much if I pedal?"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

Alien Ride Shares

Theme Park 'n' Ride

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

Self Driving Cars! - They have a mind of their own!

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"