Transport Aficionados Gifts

Executive Transit Authority

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

The next fast train has gone.

Run from the hills!

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

Bus for Giraffes.

They Always Say That

S**t Creek Halt

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

"Don't make eye contact..."

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

Hackney-Coach Stands

"No more car-rides for me: He's gone all green, sold his car, bought a bike and uses public transports..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

'Last cruise I ever take! Stuck with the same people for three weeks...'

'Empty your pockets and go through again.'

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

SF NO

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

How do fish get to work?

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Getting Closer

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)