Transportation Lovers Gifts

You are here. You should be home.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

Doubledecker bus stop

Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.

S**t Creek Halt

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Planes, Trains, Automobiles, Zeppelins.

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

Hackney-Coach Stands

How do fish get to work?

This was one way to get to the Fringe festival!

"How much if I pedal?"

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

One Man and Two Trucks

'Can I hop in, since I was on your team?'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'What did I tell you? - It's time to invent traffic laws.'

The happy union of rail and trucking.

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"

'You'd never make it as a train driver - how about replacement bus service driver?''

Deer Crossing

London underground talks continued

"I was caught by the speed trap several times, then they took away my licence because I was drunk and crashed into five police cars. That was the end of my truck driver career. Luckily I found a new job!"

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Trainspotters.

'We have other ways to deal with people who can't pay the toll, Franklin.'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'Where has he been so long?'

Meal on Wheel

'Just what we need - mass transit.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

Family using a mobile stairway to enter their SUV